SO I JUST REACHED THIS PART IN OFF AND NOW I CANT STOP LAUGHING??
BUT NO HEAR ME OUT
BATTERS JUST THIS BADASS SERIOUS DUDE WHOS LITERALLY JUST “gonna purify all yall bitches” LIKE HES COMPLETELY STRAIGHT AND SERIOUS AND DEDICATED TO THIS MISSION BUT
HE FUCKING PUSHED A STATUE OF ZACHARIE INTO A ROLLER COASTER, RODE THE COASTER WITH THE FUCKING STATUE, AND RAISED HIS HANDS IN THE GODDAMN AIR FOR A PHOTO
BATTER YOU FUCKING DORK OH MY GOD
dc sent a bunch of walmarts some high-quality superman capes for electronics employees to wear around to promote the new superman movie
our store got 3, and my coworkers made sure to save the third one for me
and i got approved for my time off for otakon!
awawawa i am in such a good mood bc of this
my 8 month old lab puppy Sadie jumps with her paws extended directly in front of herself every time we play with this old beat up ball
she always lands awkwardly on her butt and she looks confused like ‘why did this happen’
because your paws are directly out in front of yourself you numnuts
More cookie people! Also, I’ve decided to call this cookie business Cookies & Crime (like cookies and cream get it? I like puns okay) so if you wanna write about them or draw them or actually find them you have an official tag now.